Four things you can’t bring on an airplane…
I was at the Denver airport on Monday. Before I whipped off my belt and set my laptop in the tray, I snapped a picture of this sign by the security line:

Tell me my taxpayer dollars don’t actually go to pay for a sign with an illustration telling people they can’t bring bombs on planes??

20. July 2007 um 16:41
If you accidentally brought a bomb with you to the airport (perhaps you switched pants at the last minute and forgot you had a bomb in your pocket?), does the TSA have a little basket where you can deposit said bomb before you go through the security checkpoint, like with water and ointments and such?
20. July 2007 um 23:18
I think they require you detonate the bomb before getting on the plane, so as not to jeopardize the safety of the other passengers while in the air.